things I learned this weekend

Puttings together four reindeer that light up on the front lawn takes an awful lot of patience

I should've bought stock in Home Depot....because I'm always f'n there

Poker with the fellas is fun regardless of whether or not you win money....but if you do win, it makes it even sweeter

It's takeing longer and longer to recover from a hangover lately

Instant Messaging is addictive

Ripping down wallpaper is one of life's cruelest jobs

Isabella, although it's all gibberish, can talk a mile a minute.

Don't step in dog shit, and then walk through the house after your wife has just washed the floors

Happy hours are so much more fun if you're friends with the entire crowd you're with

Finally......my mother-in-law is trouble