Hedonism, Jamaica

I was conversing with the sugar V the other day about my trip to Hedonism, Jamaica. And I thought I'd fill in the blogger world about it. Hedonism is a resort where people check their inhibitions at the door. People get drunk, get naked and run around the beach, the disco, and the pools and hot tubs.....you get the idea. Anyway, I was about 22 years old, and me and five fellas decided to go down there and get crazy. We were shy at first, and it took us about 3 days to work up the courage to make our way to the nude beach and the nude bar and the nude pool and the nude hot tub. After about day three, we were drunk enough to do it. So, now imagine the slow motion scene from reservior dogs where the five guys are walking down the alley....that was us, except we were six drunk guys with very flaccid penises.......oh the humanity. Anyway, we didn't care, not that any of us have anything to be ashamed of, but it was a funny site. So, we went to the nude beach expecting to see some nude young ladies to potentially hook up with. Unfortunantly, we got a crowd of 30-70 year olds. So the hooking up didn't happen. But we did have the time of our lives, and for some reason none of us cared about being totally naked in front of each other. It's was kind of surreal at first, but then it was almost normal, if that makes sense. Having a nude conversation with someone is something everyone should experience. Anyway, we did have a lingerie party at the bar/club, that was awesome considering I was wearing a chiseled 22 year old body and the tightest boxers I owned, and my future brother-in-law only had on a banana leaf. We also left the premises and went to a local Jamaican strip club, which is not the safest thing to do, and went up on stage and pretended to eat out the local whores. Again, not a very wise thing to do. But we did buy a few of the locals a round of Red Stripe, so they let us have our fun. Anyway, we survived, and we went cliff diving at a place called Ricks Cafe, so much fun. And, we had the time of our lives. Hedonism, Jamaica, was one of the best vacations I ever took, and it was by far the wildest adventure I ever went on.
Mr. Pu