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Thursday, April 06, 2006

Something to lighten the mood

Three gay men died, and were going to be creamated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."

The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."

The third man said, "My Bruce was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."

2 Comments:

At 8:43 AM, Blogger supplymadam said...

Oh man that was funny.
Here's another one.
A woman's husband dies and she has him cremated. She decides she wants him to be a part of her so she mixes his ashes with some pot and smokes it. Then she says to her friend "Man,he never made me feel this good when he was alive"

 
At 5:29 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

HAHAHAH that was funnny!!

 

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