Went to the Mets game tonight.....
with some people from work, here's what I learned...
1) $5 upper deck seats are a great deal. As much as I dislike the Mets and love the Yankees, the same seats at Yankee stadium would've been 20-30 bucks
2) Tailgating, if only for a short time, is a great way to hang out with people, nothing beats a Solo cup filled with my favorite beverage
3) If you're a guy, and you're dating a girl, and she's not giving you any sex, then you need to "get down there" and do your job in order to make her happy and willing
4) Massages can leave bruises....believe me, they can
5) Spending quality time with the people you work with outside of the work environment is a lot of fun
6) Don't dress like a fucking athlete and then take the escalator
and finally, kicking someone in the ass is a perfectly good way to say hello if you hate them
luv,
Mr. Pu
posted by Hu Flung Pu @ 8:24 PM
3 Comments:
Exactly what will they do if you "go down there?"
i have questions...what is your fav beverage??....what does "getting down there" have to do w/the baseball game??....did you get the bruises or give the bruises??....inquiring minds wanna know.
I hear you on#3 good lesson!
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