Cheap Date?

Talking to my wife tonight, I asked her a simple question. "How much money would you take from another woman for the right to take me out on a date?" An indecent proposal type of a thing. Ever confident in my wife's love and devotion to me, I was expecting a very large sum of money would be needed to allow another woman to pry me away. You know what she said............... $500. That's right, five hundred dollars is all it would take, and she was serious, she didn't giggle, chuckle or even crack a smile. I thought I was worth more. Guess not. Well, at least 500 is better than 450....Right???