The Big Secret’s Revealed

Well, MR. Pu is going to be a Daddy. I tried keeping it a secret for a while, not one for being the center of attention, but word spreads faster than an Asian whore in heat here at the office. The little one is due around the second week of September. Mom-to-be is doing fine. She’s actually a lot happier than she has been in a long time; I think it’s called the pregnant glow? Hopefully she stays that way!! Anyway, I’m very proud of myself. I’ve been told that a lot of changes are coming my way and I’m really excited. I'm going to be a really good Dad!

Well, this weekends Bud Light is to all my little sperm. Here’s to you, little guys. Job well done!!

Mr. Pu