First week, and all's well......

I've been a Dad for about a week now, and I think myself and my wife have been doing a really good job so far. She's gaining wieght, she's sleeping enough for her Mom and Dad to get a good amount of rest through the night, and she's absolutely adorable.
Here's what I've learned........

1) Isabella can produce more crap than her Daddy....no easy task.

2) Isabella can shit through her diaper, through her clothing, and onto me.

3) My wife is breast feeding, and that makes my daughters bowel movements resemble mustard.

4) A breast pump can make a woman's nipples look tremendous.

5) My wife's breasts are so freakin big right now.

6) A long walk with your child can be very relaxing.

7) Isabella is a great kid, so far she's sleeping about 6 hours a night.

8) Parenting makes you re-adjust your responsibilities, and it can actually make you lose track of time for a while.

9) When someone offers to help/babysit, take advantage of their offer.

10) I have a very calming effect on my daughter.

Finally, and I'm not too happy about this one, is the realization that one of the ways our daughter likes to be soothed is to either sit in something that vibrates, or suck on something.......wonderful.......