Captain Update

Well, the Captian is at it again. I just don't understand why someone refuses to follow directions. It's like he purposely tries to piss people off. If I told the captain that the quickest way from New York to Florida was to get on a plane and fly there, he'd buy a train ticket and ride amtrack all the way down just to see if there was a chance that the train would beat the plane. That's how he is. A stubborn ass, who's very quick to blame someone else for his mistake.

"Hey Captain, why'd you write on the back of that important piece of paper when you know we're not supposed to do that?"

"Well, you see, someone gave the paper to me and told me it wasn't an important piece of paper, so I flipped it over and started writing on it, so it's really their fault."

"Oh, I see, so I guess I should go yell at that person for telling you that this piece of paper is not important."

"They might not listen to you"

"You're probably right captain, you're probably right"