That son of a bitch mozart....
tried to hump Bella.........I hate that fucking dog
So, my brother calls me up today and tells me that he and my father are planning a trip to Germany with some other members of their volunteer fire department for 10 days, and asks me if I'd like to go. The trip will cost me about $1000 for airfare, hotel, and breakfasts. Their fire department has a sister fire department in a town called Waldorf, so a bunch of them are going to go hang out and see some sites, and possibly see some other countries as well. Me, Chris and Dad would have the time of our lives together. Since my brother already owes me $800 from the NY Giants season tickets that I bought back in the winter, this could potentially be a free trip for me. Now comes the hard part......convincing Mrs. Pu that her husband and his two amigos want to go to Germany during Octoberfest (Oh yeah, the trips during October) and go galavanting around with out a care in the world. Now normally, I'd butter her up with some flowers, and some really nice Pu behavior before I ask for extravagant things, but I think this time, I'm just going to ask her with out all that jazz. Serious businees calls for some serious behavior...
Well, this morning Mrs. Pu and Bella let me sleep in for a bit, and when I awoke and lumbered downstairs, I was presented with some pancakes and a new cd/radio for my civic. I was pretty happy since I've wanted one for a few months now, but I've been responsible and didn't want to spend money recklessly (sound familiar gross?). Anyway, now I'm relaxing, throwing a few beers back watching another World Cup Soccer match. The Italian/US game yesterday was a truly great one for anyone who didn't watch it. Mrs. Pu is a great soccer player and she got me interested in the sport when we were in college together. Normally I think the sport is boring, but when the world cup rolls around every four years, I really seem to get into it. Well, I should be going. We're entertaining my parents, my grandparents, my brother (who's Boston Cannons are once again doing great this year), my sister, her husband and their son MJ, my inlaws (which means I'll be drinking a lot because their fucking crazy, especially the woman) and my eccentric brother-in-law who always finds a reason to make every conversation about himself.
is the fucking asshole that keeps letting their large dog shit on my front lawn........don't let me catch you. Because if I do, I will not go and fight you, but I will follow you home, scout out where you live, and go to your house on occasion and smear shit (probably Bella's) all over your car...over and over again