Hu Flung Pu

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Story Time.......

It was a very hot night, in the lovely city of Binghamton, NY. No ac and no breeze to cool anything off. These guys were a couple of rounds of shots into a bottle of Southern Comfort, about to head out to a local bar, when there was a knock on the door.

“You think you guys can keep it down, I’m trying to sleep” said the extremely overweight women from the apartment below. She had to be pushing 350 plus pounds.
“Calm down lady, we’re about to get out of here soon. Hey you wanna do some shots with the fellas!”
“Alright”

For those who don’t know, Binghamton used to be an up and coming town, IBM had a huge plant up there, and all was great. But then in the 80’s, IBM left town and the rest has gone to shit. Lots of townies, lots of people with a few teeth missing, and too many people doing their clothes shopping at garage sales. You get the idea.

An hour later, and a few too many shots, the fat lady was getting rowdy.
“I thought you guys were going out”
“Not any more, we got a reason to stay” said the skinny pothead
The fat lady smiled back, winked at the fellas, and proceeded to unzip the skinny mans pants. Her head in his lap, he sat back, and let the fat lady get down to business.

“You like that?” he says
“Uh huh, maybe your friend over there can fuck me at the same time.” Big momma says proudly.

So the skinny man’s friend gets behind that big rump and proceeds to get down to business. Hot night, no ac, and the most disgusting threesome on the history of the planet starts to unfold.

So while the fat lady was being hit in her face with the skinny pothead’s skinny dick, his partner was getting busy in her rear. Took him a while to find the hole which was hidden between the sweat filled layers of her ass, but eventually a full fledge porn started to unfold.

Within fifteen minutes, the show was over, both men finished up at the same time, with a little love on her face, and a lot on her big fat rump.

10 minutes later, the guys were outside, continuing their night, and on their way to the local bar.
The fat lady went back downstairs to check on her kid………………….

9 Comments:

At 5:17 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

I really don't know what to say....except fat 350lbs sweaty folds...wow

 
At 5:26 PM, Blogger Prométhiûs said...

JUS KEEEP SWIMMIN..JUS KEEP SWIMMING

 
At 7:17 PM, Blogger Charlie Mc said...

I am laughing so hard, I almost fell off my chair

 
At 11:57 PM, Blogger Nicole said...

EWWWWWWWWWW!!

 
At 12:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 8:33 AM, Blogger Hu Flung Pu said...

This is a true story

 
At 9:23 AM, Blogger Hu Flung Pu said...

i went to college in Binghamton, and this event happened in 1997

 
At 12:23 PM, Blogger supplymadam said...

MEN!

 
At 3:17 PM, Blogger Steph said...

remind me not to go to Binghamton.

 

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