things I learned this weekend

Puttings together four reindeer that light up on the front lawn takes an awful lot of patience

I should've bought stock in Home Depot....because I'm always f'n there

Poker with the fellas is fun regardless of whether or not you win money....but if you do win, it makes it even sweeter

It's takeing longer and longer to recover from a hangover lately

Instant Messaging is addictive

Ripping down wallpaper is one of life's cruelest jobs

Isabella, although it's all gibberish, can talk a mile a minute.

Don't step in dog shit, and then walk through the house after your wife has just washed the floors

Happy hours are so much more fun if you're friends with the entire crowd you're with

Finally......my mother-in-law is trouble

Have a Happy Thanksgiving Everyone

Hey people, well, after a few hours of work, I have a pretty nice four day weekend planned. The work crew is getting together for Happy hour. That's always fun and exciting, always a great way to start uor weekend. Then tomorrow for Turkey day, the wife, Isabella and myself are heading to my parents for a good old fashioned thanksgiving dinner. There should be about 20 people there. This is the first thanksgiving that my parents are grandpartents, with Isabella and my 5 month old nephew, MJ. So, that should be a lot of fun. Friday, I'll probably do some yard work, and maybe rake up some of the leaves that have completely engulfed my lawn. Then Friday night I'm kicking the wife and the baby out the house, and it's poker night with the fellas. Wings, beer, poker, maybe a pasing college football game on. Should be fun. my brother, brother-in-law, Tom and his brother Squan, and my little buddy Startgell should all be present. After that, I really don't have much else planned. I'm sure we'll have to stop by the in-laws at some point on saturday, so that'll suck. But then on Sunday I'll be able to kick back, have a few drinks, and watch the NY Football giants kick the Seattle Seahawks ass.
I hope everyone has a happy and healthy Thanksgiving weekend.
Be safe
Mr. Pu

The Victoria's Secret catalogue

came today. I really enjoy looking through it. But I have to ask the women out there.........Doesn't it feel uncomfortable, or even hurt to wear one of those thongs? Some of them look like they ride up the crack of your ass. I know I'd be uncomfortable I was wearing a thong. So, I asked my wife the same question, and her answer was, "yeah, that's why you only saw me in them when we were dating, now that you're mine....I aint wearing them again!"

When you love someone, you'd do anything for them. Absolutely anything. It' a really cool feeling.
Today I'm spending the day outside raking up more f'in leaves with my daughter.

On a side note.....I could use a few more Yuenglings and a great lap dance.

Is bad head better than no head ??? I say yes, but that leads me to my next question..........do girls or guys for that matter, practice giving blow jobs on things like cucumbers, bananas, or even pickles?

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This girl at work was talking about how she sometimes has to wipe some jizz off her face, and it reminded me of a funny story........One time, this girl was jerking me off, and in the heat of the moment, I shot myself in the face