My daughter has captured my heart

After the first few weeks of feeding them, changing them, getting up at all hours of the night, babies are kind of like pets, they're a part of you, but somewhat distant. Then once they get to about 3 months, they start giggling, laughing, smiling at you, recognizing you.....it's a lot of fun, and I absolutely love her, and like I've said...she's captured or even stolen my heart......Anyway, I've refrained from posting any pics on this site, but here's Isabella at about 3 months old. The first one was from thanksgiving, and the second one is from our Christmas card that we sent out to our family and friends.
Hope your all doing well.
Mr. Pu

The lazy eye

So I'm in king kullen ordering my weekly cold cuts over the weekend, when out of the corner of my eye, one of the king kullen deli workers (not the one who's helping me) is staring right at me and while smiling he says....."Hey, would you like a slice of Ham?"

"No thank you sir, I'm good, just ate lunch"

Then in a serious tone, almost like he's my parent or something
"I wasn't talking to you, I'm talking to the guy next to you, the one I'm waiting on"

"Oh, sorry" I uttered, somewhat taking back by his tone, and now I'm thinking to myself........... why the hell are you staring right at me when you said that to me you stupid fuck.............and then I realized, this dumb bastard has a lazy eye

That's the story of the deli man with the lazy eye

Hedonism, Jamaica

I was conversing with the sugar V the other day about my trip to Hedonism, Jamaica. And I thought I'd fill in the blogger world about it. Hedonism is a resort where people check their inhibitions at the door. People get drunk, get naked and run around the beach, the disco, and the pools and hot tubs.....you get the idea. Anyway, I was about 22 years old, and me and five fellas decided to go down there and get crazy. We were shy at first, and it took us about 3 days to work up the courage to make our way to the nude beach and the nude bar and the nude pool and the nude hot tub. After about day three, we were drunk enough to do it. So, now imagine the slow motion scene from reservior dogs where the five guys are walking down the alley....that was us, except we were six drunk guys with very flaccid penises.......oh the humanity. Anyway, we didn't care, not that any of us have anything to be ashamed of, but it was a funny site. So, we went to the nude beach expecting to see some nude young ladies to potentially hook up with. Unfortunantly, we got a crowd of 30-70 year olds. So the hooking up didn't happen. But we did have the time of our lives, and for some reason none of us cared about being totally naked in front of each other. It's was kind of surreal at first, but then it was almost normal, if that makes sense. Having a nude conversation with someone is something everyone should experience. Anyway, we did have a lingerie party at the bar/club, that was awesome considering I was wearing a chiseled 22 year old body and the tightest boxers I owned, and my future brother-in-law only had on a banana leaf. We also left the premises and went to a local Jamaican strip club, which is not the safest thing to do, and went up on stage and pretended to eat out the local whores. Again, not a very wise thing to do. But we did buy a few of the locals a round of Red Stripe, so they let us have our fun. Anyway, we survived, and we went cliff diving at a place called Ricks Cafe, so much fun. And, we had the time of our lives. Hedonism, Jamaica, was one of the best vacations I ever took, and it was by far the wildest adventure I ever went on.
Mr. Pu