Saturdy July 22nd

ok, here's the deal.....MY wife is taking my daughter to see my wife's long lost Relatives, down in North Carolina. Since I need to use my vacation time for other things, I will not be accompanying them on the trip to NC. So, my wife and my inlaws and Isbella will be leaving JFk airport at noon, on Saturday July 22nd, and returing the following friday. What this means is that Mr. Pu will be partying like it's 1999 for an entire week straight, starting with saturday night.

So, here's the official invite........Saturday July 22nd, anywhere after 4pm, Mr Pu will be having a party. ANyone who reads this is invited. I'll be sending out a few more feeler invites once the date becomes closer, but it lookes like I may be dusting off the old funnel for this one......

Hope you all had a wonderful memorial day weekend....We did. We took Bella to the beach for the first time, we had MJ's 1st B-day, and we had a lot of fun on memorial day with a nice BBQ at home.
love you all,
Mr. Pu

Taylor Hick's sounds

so much better when I close my eyes

Since there have been some requests

I've decided to begin marketing my latest item to not only help satisfy my need for some cash but also to help bring a little excitement to everyone's sex life out there. So here you go ladies, or gentlemen, the HuFlungPu thong.........enjoy.....

I saw United 93

this weekend with Mrs. Pu. A nice dinner at Applebee's followed by the reliving of probably one of the most horrible days in our country's history. For anyone who hasn't seen this movie. I really recommend it. Even though I left the movie theatre extremely angry, very mad, emotional and with a huge sense of helplessness, I thought the movie was really well made, and it helps people remember something that shouldn't be forgotten.

I hope all you mother's had a happy mother's day

Mr. Pu

So, I went to the card store today......

and here's how it went. I bought 5 mother's day cards. One for my mom, one for my mother-in-law, one for my grandma, one for my wife's god mother, and finally one for Bella's god mother, who happens to be my sister. It's my Dad's Birthday on the 11th, so I got him a birthday card as well. While in the Birthday card section, I picked one up for my mom, her Birthday's on the 16th. I also found one for my brother-in-law, who was born on the 14th. He's the one married to my sister, and they happen to be the proud parents of MJ, my god child, who happens to be born on the 20th. So, I got him a card as well. Keeping with the theme, I picked up a birthday card for my brother, he was born on the 19th. Finally I went into the get well section and bought myself a get well card for the massive fucking headache I had just trying to pick out all these cards.
Hope I didn't lose any of you,
Mr. Pu

Went to the Mets game tonight.....

with some people from work, here's what I learned...

1) $5 upper deck seats are a great deal. As much as I dislike the Mets and love the Yankees, the same seats at Yankee stadium would've been 20-30 bucks

2) Tailgating, if only for a short time, is a great way to hang out with people, nothing beats a Solo cup filled with my favorite beverage

3) If you're a guy, and you're dating a girl, and she's not giving you any sex, then you need to "get down there" and do your job in order to make her happy and willing

4) Massages can leave bruises....believe me, they can

5) Spending quality time with the people you work with outside of the work environment is a lot of fun

6) Don't dress like a fucking athlete and then take the escalator

and finally, kicking someone in the ass is a perfectly good way to say hello if you hate them

luv,
Mr. Pu